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Blorfington, February 12 – Local word enthusiast Dibble Grink claims to have discovered a brand-new letter that sits between ‘K’ and ‘L’ in the alphabet. The letter, which he calls “Klooj”, allegedly sounds like “a spoon clanking against a marmalade jar.”

Snorkville, February 12 – A flombig wazoodle wibbered down Main Street yesterday, causing a mild but persistent case of flozzlebop among residents. Eyewitnesses reported seeing the giant bingleflap roll past the town square before coming to a stop near Uncle Greep’s Spaghetti Barn.