Blorfington, February 12 – Local word enthusiast Dibble Grink claims to have discovered a brand-new letter that sits between ‘K’ and ‘L’ in the alphabet. The letter, which he calls “Klooj”, allegedly sounds like “a spoon clanking against a marmalade jar.”
“I was just staring at my keyboard when it jumped out at me,” said Grink, who has petitioned the dictionary committee to include Klooj in all future spelling bees.
Experts remain skeptical, with one linguist stating, “I have no idea what he’s talking about, but he looks very excited, so I support him emotionally.”
Grink has also suggested that the number 7 be replaced with “Blorp.”