Snorkville, February 12 – A flombig wazoodle wibbered down Main Street yesterday, causing a mild but persistent case of flozzlebop among residents. Eyewitnesses reported seeing the giant bingleflap roll past the town square before coming to a stop near Uncle Greep’s Spaghetti Barn.
“I ain’t never seen a wazoodle that flimbious before,” said local historian Jib Jorbins, adjusting his hat sideways. “Last time we had a situation like this, Mayor Ploop had to call in the fizzlegogs for immediate doopering.”
Authorities advise residents to avoid stepping in any remaining glonkle residue and to keep an eye on the sky for unexpected ziffleboops.